There is only a total of one hundred and seventy three blogs on the internet that actually smell good.

I've taken the liberty and great pains upon myself to complete the great task of giving recognition to some of those blogs in alphabetical order, because it rubs the lotion on that way.

A Frog to Kiss
A Little Piece of Me
Daisy the Curly Cat
Dawn Rader
Digital Burn
Five Blondes
Rudy Amid
Swollen Pickles
Worm Brain

There are more blogs on the net which smell good, but not many. If you believe your blog smells good and my sniffer hasn't picked it up yet, perhaps you need to buy me some very expensive fine wine, so the smells I smell will smell anew. I will review it on consumable reviews too! Which by the way, I'm looking for other people who want to write food reviews too (it's an ad-free site, except for in-video), all you need is a video camera or webcam, some food, and the ability to communicate with sound, possibly a Google account. We can have fun becoming the food critic kings and queens of the net, people may send us free cheese, seriously. Just post what you want about whatever consumable (food, drink, etc.) you want. Apply within! I.e. Leave snazzy comments, like I know you can do.

While your deciding if you want to eat on camera, visit the blogs listed above and tell me which kind of flowers they smell like. Be careful one smells like poop. Just kidding... You know how people say "you think your crap smells like roses?" I wonder what kind of roses they have been smelling...