Oh how I love living underground, like in a cave. Makes me feel manly like a buffalo. It's dark. There's bugs. There's streams of water when it rains. My woman brings me food. I get to teach kids man stuff, like how to live in peace with the bugs, don't be afraid of the dark, don't panic. I also have 0 cell service in my basement like in the mountains where I've always known I belonged. I like crickets. Crunchy. Joking. Like crickets. Cave man speak. *~x~pOeTrY~x~* ...Not poetry.

My mancave is in my basement