When people want to refer to someone as a "perfectionist" or "unwaivering" about something, they refer to them as "anal." The question is: Why anal? Is anal really the best? I don't think so.

Why not vaginal? When someone's being really picky and a perfectionist about something, why don't we start calling them vaginal? Next time I see a guy making sure his tie is aligned correctly with his collar and jacket, I'm going to tell him just how vaginal he's being.