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I'll let you pay me to teach you some higher education material, but depending on how useful it is throughout your life, you may need to pay me some more. Continue...
Something just feels WRONG about the word PACIFIST having the word FIST in it, since it means being AGAINST violence.
In the beginning there was nothing.
I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. Joan Rivers
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set. Reverend Denny Brake.
To be clever enough to get all the money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your kids. Sam Levenson
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure
Although I've posted this in the "funnies" section on my website, I assure you- at the time, it was not funny (for me).